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It’s been seven years since John Pratt, The Patrioteer, was thrown into a collapsar by his nemesis, “The Empress of Crime”, King Moltke. 

He has finally been declared dead. Now his children and friends have the unenviable task of dividing up his considerable estate according to his wishes.

He wants you to sort it all out yourselves. He was that kind of guy.

Get ready for the world’s worst family reunion.


  • Participants: 4-8, with six being ideal. There are six player roles, and facilitators can play as the family lawyer and butler if desired.
  • Time: Takes place over six units of time, perhaps 20 minutes each.
  • Content warnings: Death by suicide or murder. Small town shittiness. Friend group shittiness. Lies, betrayal and abuse.

What's Included?

  • 23 page PDF 
  • Electronic access to the exclusive Patrioteer Secure Communication Network


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Buy Now$8.00 USD or more

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $8 USD. You will get access to the following files:

BPG_American_Patriots-20220524.pdf 2 MB

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